| is going to trick you of your liquor |
| if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. |
| |
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| 276 |
| Clowns grow glowing crowns. |
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| 277 |
| Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager |
| imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? |
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| 278 |
| Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers |
| Such skill as sewing shirts |
| Our shy young sister Suzie shows |
| Some soldiers send epistles |
| Say they\'d rather sleep in thistles |
| Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. |
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| 279 |
| Red leather, yellow leather, ... |
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| 280 |
| Announcement at Victoria Station, London: |
| Two to two to Tooting too! |
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| 281 |
| Richard\'s wretched ratchet wrench. |
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| 282 |
| Rubber baby buggy bumpers. |
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| 283 |
| Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter\'s bitter. |
| If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. |
| But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. |
| So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, |
| put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. |
| So \'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. |
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| 284 |
| A box of biscuits, |
| a box of mixed biscuits, |
| and a biscuit mixer. |
| 285 |
| When a doctor doctors a doctor, |
| does the doctor doing the doctoring |
| doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or |
| does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? |
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| 286 |
| What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly |
| difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come |
| and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to |
| two today. At a minute or two to two. |
| Who is the author? |
| 287 |
| If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which |
| watch? |
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| 288 |
| The soldier\'s shoulder surely hurts! |
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| 289 |
| She sees seas slapping shores. |
| 290 |
| A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. |
| by Ray Weisling |
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| 291 |
| Greek grapes. |
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| 292 |
| Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. |
| Now See\'s saw sawed Soar\'s seesaw before Soar saw See. |
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| 293 |
| Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. |
| 294 |
| There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich. |
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| 295 |
| A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. |
| 296 |
| Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! |
| 297 |
| Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while |
| sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand |
| thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus |
| Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand |
| thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting |
| a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles |
| through the thick of thy thumb. |
| 298 |
| Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ... |
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| 299 |
| A smart fella, a fella smart. |
| It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart. |
| 300 |
| She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a |
| sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts |
| into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter. |
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| 301 |
| Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, |
| With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, |
| He thrusts his fists against the posts, |
| And still insists he sees the ghosts. |
| 302 |
| Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, |
| Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, |
| Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn\'t very fuzzy, |
| was he? |
| 303 |
| Blue glue gun, green glue gun. |
| 304 |
| Betty bought some butter, |
| but the butter Betty bought was bitter, |
| so Betty bought some better butter, |
| and the better butter Betty bought |
| was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before! |
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| 305 |
| Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ... |
| 306 |
| Mallory\'s hourly salary. |
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| 307 |
| I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit. |
| 308 |
| Don\'t spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an |
| offspring next spring. |
| 309 |
| A flea and a fly in a flue, |
| were imprisoned. So what could they do? |
| Said the fly, \"\"Let us flee\"\". |
| Said the flea, \"\"Let us fly\"\". |
| So they flew through a flaw in the flue. |
| 310 |
| King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. |
| A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. |
| If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, |
| How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? |
| 311 |
| Five fat friars frying flat fish. |
| 312 |
| The bottle of perfume that Willy sent |
| was highly displeasing to Millicent. |
| Her thanks were so cold |
| that they quarreled, I\'m told |
| o\'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent |
| 313 |
| Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. |
| All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood\'s |
| wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The |
| new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau |
| sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And |
| Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And |
| Esau Wood sawed wood. |
| 314 |
| Betty bought some bitter butter |
| and it made her batter bitter, |
| so Betty bought some better butter |
| to make her bitter batter better. |
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| 315 |
| A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, |
| but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. |
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